Redneck Computer Geek

As I receive really good keepers, I’ll post them here and credit the origniator. You can submit suggestions to rncg@redneckcomputergeek.com.

You might be a Redneck Computer Geek if…

…your ringtone plays “Dixie”.

…your screensaver has any of the following:  Nascar, dead animals, Nascar, the Confederate Flag, Nascar, Daisy Duke, Nascar, beer, or Nascar.

…you’ve ever build a database to track your fishing reports.

…you’ve ever used a Gantt chart to track various hunting and fishing seasons. — Todd P.

…you’ve ever ruined a keyboard by spilling your spit cup on it. — Todd P.

…you’ve ever used the light from your Blackberry to find your way through the woods to your deer stand. — Todd P.

…you wear your “dress boots” on Casual Fridays.

…you’ve ever towed your boat to work so you can head straight out to the lake.

…you’ve used your Blackberry to google the Fishing Regulations to check the size limit, from the boat.

…you’ve ever used the words “Google” and “Fishing Regulations” in the same sentence.

…your friends call you when their computer won’t work…or when their trailer lights won’t work.

…you’ve discovered that the firewall at work blocks on-line tidal charts.

…duct tape has ever been near your monitor/PC/Laptop.

…your iPod menu reads like the guest list of the CMA Awards.

…you’ve ever used an Excel spreadsheet to figure out who was gonna win a Nascar race.

(more to come)